This message was left on our answer-phone at FOH HQ

Within seconds we’d pulled out an old copy of FOH Mag, so activating a secret passage beneath the building and within the flick of a cat’s whisker we were sliding down shoots, jumping into colourful costumes and boarding the FOH Jet. Roaring above the city our team of Flying Receptionist OR Switchboard / Telephonist Improvers, Educators & Stylists (or F.R.O.S.T.I.E.S as our clients call us) were finding their way to CHUMP Alarms Ltd.

When we arrived at the scene the situation was worse than first feared. As we stood in reception panting and feeling more than a little conspicuous in our crime fighting costumes we were incredibly invisible to Jenny the receptionist – and we weren’t even wearing our invisibility headsets!

The six of us stood waiting for her to finish what looked like a very important call, about a fabulous party in Knightsbridge that we hadn’t been invited to, which was a shame, because we’re party Frosties.

She did look up at one point, but it was to ask if anyone had a light!

In the end we decided to sit, but as one of our band resembles something close to the hulk, we were wondering whether the seating would take our weight or whether it would in fact snap, crackle and lastly pop. (sorry couldn’t help it – editor)

At last we’d achieved eye contact – and were pleased that finally she was about to give us her opening welcome message!

That was enough – we decided it was time to take evasive action…. School had begun!

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